Stories

Captain Moon Ranger ♥s Bull Girl

Synopsis

Matapos mahold-up at nakawan ng kotse ay naiwang naka-birthday suit si Elisha sa kalsada. Humingi siya ng tulong sa unang bahay na natagpuan niya. At kung hindi ba naman talaga pinaglalaruan siya ng pagkakataon, isa palang maliit na preschool ang pinasok niya. Hayun siya hubad na tumambad sa mga batang nagsasagwa ng overnight camping. Bugbog tuloy ang inabot niya sa nakakatakot na head mistress ng school, si Mac, na parang isang toro na sumugod upang daluhungin siya.

Inakala ni Mac na hindi na niya makikita pa ang “pervert” na sumira ng gabi niya. Ngunit may ibang plano ang tadhana. Dahil kahit na magkaibang mundo ang ginagalawan nila iikot ang kapalaran at muli silang magtatagpo. Paano kung ang binata, na sikat na sikat sa mga bata bilang ang pambansang super hero na si Captain Moon Ranger, ang magsisilbing huling alas niya upang ibangon ang papalubog na niyang preschool?

The Witch with a Capital B and Her Unscrupulous Slave

Synopsis

Mula pagkabata kinainggitan na ng wallflower na si Rose ang kanyang stepsister na si Anna Luise. Paano ba namang hindi? Bukod sa matalino na ito ay maganda pa at may winning personality na kayang bumihag ng mga taong nakakasalamuha niya. Matatanggap sana niya ang lahat ng ito pero bakit pati ang lalaking mahal niya ay ito rin ang pinili? Hindi ito mapapalampas ni Rose. Kailangang maghiganti siya! Matapos ang ilang taon ay nagdesisyon siyang “IT’S PAYBACK TIME!” Sisirain niya ang buhay ni Anna Luise, at uumpisahan niya iyon sa pagsira sa relasyon nito at ng boyfriend. 

Nakahanap siya ng alipin sa katauhan ng gwapong si Marcus, isang lalaking gagawin ang lahat para sa salapi. Disguised as her personal servant, Rose exploited Marcus’ charms to seduce Anna Luise. Ngunit bakit hindi naging masaya si Rose sa tagumpay ng plano niya?

First Love of Miss 1,000 Faces

Synopsis

Mula noong namatay ang ina ni Lucianne ay nawalan na siya ng permanent address. Kinailangan niyang magpalipat-lipat ng tirahan upang mapagtaguan ang mga taong humahabol sa namayapa niyang ina na determinadong siya ang singilin para sa mga atraso nito. Sa sobrang tagal niyang nagtatago at sa anking galing sa pag-arte, natuto siyang magbalatkayo. Tinagurian siyang Miss 1,000 Faces dahil sa dami ng mga katauhan na kaya niyang gampanan.

Labag man sa kalooban niya ay kinailangan niyang hanapin muli ang dati niyang nobyo na siya ring labis na nanakit sa kanya noon, si Luke. Inakala niyang namatay na ang pag-ibig niya para sa lalaki pero totoo pala ang sabi nila na “first love never dies”.

La Familia Adiktus 1: My Fiancé is a Vampire 

 

Simple lang ang pangarap ni Romina Ngusngos-Balisawsaw: Una, ang maligo sa salapi; Ikalawa, ang bumango ang apilyedo niya. Lumuwas ng Maynila ang loka para maghanap ng mayamang mapapangasawa. Mas matanda at mas madaling mamatay mas bongga. Iyun nga lang, nauwi siya sa pagiging isang katulong. Tamang-tama naman, parang inadya ng langit, dumating sa kanya ang isang oportunidad para makamit ang mga mithiin niya. Mangyari kasi ay isang dugong bughaw mula sa malayong kaharian sa Europa ang bigla na lamang, out of the blue, nag-alok sa kanya ng kasal. Matatanggihan ba niya ang lalaki? Mayaman ito. Mabango ang apilyedong Brettencourt. Gwapo ang mukha. At higit sa lahat panalo sa abs! Sa madaling sabi ay pumayag ang ating bida na maging  fiancée ng mayamang Konde. Goodbye Romina Ngusngos-Balisawsaw, hello Countess Romina Brettencourt na sana ang drama ng ating bida pero isang lihim ang matutuklasan niya na kanyang ikagigimbal nang bonggang-bongga!

The Drab Life She Leads (or Led)

 

Isang senyales na depressed ako ----> 1:52 AM; napapaindak habang nanonood ng dance numbers sa WALANG TULUGAN WITH MASTER SHOWMAN. Pathetic. Loser. Wrongheaded. Self-Aggrandizing. B*tch. Fame Who*e. Hayyyy, the drab life I lead...

 

The Meme is Dead. Long Live the Meme!

Dear Memetic Death Goddess, Superbia,

Ngayon pong araw na ito ay tinapos ko na ang ambisyon ko na maging writer para sa isang higanteng publishing company...Hindi ko po maintindihan ang sarili ko, kung bakit hindi ko matanggap ang mga puna nila...Baka po talagang feelingera lang ako...Feeling ko magaling ako. Masyado akong nagmamagaling kaya ko sinasagot ang mga feedbacks nila at in a disrespectful way pa...Sorry naman Majestic Superbia, nagpanting talaga ang tenga ko at nakakita ako ng dugo nang mabasa ko ang mga comments nila eh...Masyado ko sigurong mahal ang stories ko...

Hay, Superbia, ano kayang pupuntahan ng isang katulad ko na nag-aambisyon maging writer ngayong sumuko na ako sa pag-aambisyon na maging writer para sa _______? May tatanggap pa kaya sa akin, eh masyado akong feelingera? Memetic Death Goddess, please guide me...

Depressed beyond words,

Zaira King, the Extinct Meme

Bittersweet Life of Zaira

100 TWISTED Truths About Zaira King (UNLI ako! Walang pakialamanan!) 

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1. Real name : Zaira King

2. Nickname(s) : Zai

3. Fav. color : All shades of Red and Blue

4. Male or female : I swing both ways...*winks*

5. Elementary School :

6. Middle School : 

7. High School:

8. College :

9. Hair Color :  Black

10. Tall or Short : Tall (and if I may add, a little on the plus side)

11. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans

12. Phone or Camera :  Camera Phone?! Android Phone with 12MP camera?! Wish ko lang kung hindi ako Purita Kashiwara ngayon!

13. Health freak : NO...Hypochondriac lang...*winks*

14. Orange or Apple : Apple

15. Do you have a crush on someone : I have a crush on a lot of people

16. Eat or Drink : Eat

17. Piercings :  None

18. Pepsi or Coke : RC Cola

HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane :  No

20. Been in a relationship : Serious, Romantic Heterosexual Relationship? No. Chorva-chorva lang, YES!

21. Been in a car accident :  No

 22. Been in a fist fight :  With inanimate objects, YES...With people in a COMA, YES. With people who can fight back, NO. I have a beautiful face to protect...nyahahahaha 

23. First piercing : Wala

24. Best friend(s):  Meron naman 

25. First award : Best in MEMORY VERSE. I wonder what went wrong...bakit ako naging ganito?!

26. First crush :  My first crush (with malisya) was CHUCKIE DREYFUS...Vague yung memories ko about chuckie dreyfus, pero yung MALISYA super VIVID hanggang ngayon...nyahahahaha (Dear Reader, I feel it my obligation to warn you that things will get more politically incorrect from this point on...Kung maarte ka wag mo na basahin! Leche!) 

27. First word: Meow!

28. Zodiac Sign:  Taurus

29. Last person you texted : SMART BUDDY

30. Last person you talked to: Online? A bunch of people. Face to face, my sister who was being an ass! Amfufu ka sis! I should have let you drown nung tinulak kita sa drum when you were just 3 months old! It was a perfect crime, walang witness kung nagkataon! Argh!

31. Last person you watched a movie with:  I didn't ask his name...

32. Last food you ate :  SPAM that's 6 months past its expiration date. These are desperate times.

33. Last movie you watched : In a movie theater - Sarah Geronimo's and JLC's movie...Online, a classic LVN Movie  entitled Kaaway ng Babae (1948)

34. Last song you listened to :  Derniere Danse

35. Last thing you bought : Tang Pulpy Mango (Bakit kaya adik ako sa Tang Pulpy Mango?)

37. Food : BINGO for my discriminating taste...bwahahaha!

38. Drink :  AJINOMOTO GINISA FLAVOR MIX shake with whip cream on top...Yum!

39. Bottoms : ---------

40. Flower : Sunflower

 41. Animal :  Cats and Dogs

42. Color/s : --------

43. Movie/(DRAMAS) :  One Liter of Tears is a LIFE CHANGER!

44. Subject: History and Literature

HAVE YOU EVER:

(Put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [x] fallen in love with someone - Bakit laging singular ang questions dito? Hindi ba pwedeng plural? Yes I've fallen in love with so many people, kung sabay-sabay silang tatalon, mawawala sa axis niya ang EARTH! 

46. [] celebrated Halloween

47. [x] had your heart broken

48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone

49. [] had someone like you

51. [] got pregnant  

52. [] had an abortion 

53. [x] did something I regret - I should have said NO when I meant NO!

54. [x] broke a promise  

55. [x] hid a secret

56. [x] pretended to be happy  - Pretended to myself that I was happy...Buti nalang madaling mauto si SELF! 

57. [x] met someone who changed your life 

58. [x]pretended to be sick - Yes. I once told a guy that I only had three months to live. Ang sabi niya: I can't wait for your funeral.

59. [] left the country 

60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it - I tried to be sane, once lang, wala lang for a change...Hindi ko na-enjoy...BORING! 

61. [x] cried over the silliest thing - TEARS ARE EVERY WOMAN'S MOST POWERFUL AND MANIPULATIVE WEAPON. So yes, I cry a lot (over the silliest things to the MOST silliestEST things)...just to get what I want. 

62. [] ran a mile - Hindi ko masyadong sinukat eh...Anubei nagkakagipitan na...limang pulis ang humahabol sa akin, susukatin ko pa ba kung ilang milya ang tinakbo ko? Basta from Divisoria to Megamall yun...nyahahahaha

63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend - Went to the beach with my best friend to drown her...YES! 

64. [x] got into an argument with your friends - A lot of times

65. [x] disliked someone - I seem to be plagued by people who were born for the sole purpose of annoying me. There are people who were born just to be disliked (kasama yata ako dun, pero nasa denial stage parin ako). That's their purpose in life. 

66. [x] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend.   

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating : Dust

68. Drinking : My Blood

69. Listening : to the beating of my heart

70. Sitting/Laying : sitting and having a stroke 

71. Plans for today: Just survive

72. Waiting for:  Me, an ugly duckling to turn into a SWAN (ugly or otherwise...basta maging swan lang!)

YOUR FUTURE:  

73. Want kids : As offspring? NO...But who knows? I might afford to adopt a child from Malawi someday.

74. Want to get married : No

 75. Career : Miracle Worker

76. Lips or eyes : Eyes

77. Shorter or Taller : Taller

 78. Romantic or spontaneous : Spontaneously Romantic 

81. Hook-up or relationship :  Hooking up with guys who are already in relationships! UBER YES!

82. Looks or personality: Personality 

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts : No

84. Snuck out of a house :  and then snuck (sneak) in to someone's house...YES, every night, without fail mula nang makilala ko si...*winks*

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense : No. Held a rolling pin for self-defense, YES 

86. Killed somebody : He was still breathing when I left him...but he's a goner, I knew that for sure!

87. Broken someone's heart :  No

88. Been in love :  Yes

89. Cried when someone died :  Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 

90. Yourself : Yes

91. Miracles: Yes

92. Love at first sight :  No

93. Heaven : Yes 

94. Santa Clause : No

95. Aliens:  Yes

96. Ghosts :  Yes

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now : Yes

98. Do you know who your real friends are :  No

100. Post as 100 truths : 100 TWISTED truths...You betcha!