Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Bittersweet Life of Zaira


100 TWISTED Truths About Zaira King (UNLI ako! Walang pakialamanan!) 


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1. Real name : Zaira King
2. Nickname(s) : Zai
3. Fav. color : All shades of Red and Blue
4. Male or female : I swing both ways...*winks*
5. Elementary School :
6. Middle School : 
7. High School:
8. College :
9. Hair Color :  Black
10. Tall or Short : Tall (and if I may add, a little on the plus side)
11. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans
12. Phone or Camera :  Camera Phone?! Android Phone with 12MP camera?! Wish ko lang kung hindi ako Purita Kashiwara ngayon!
13. Health freak : NO...Hypochondriac lang...*winks*
14. Orange or Apple : Apple
15. Do you have a crush on someone : I have a crush on a lot of people
16. Eat or Drink : Eat
17. Piercings :  None
18. Pepsi or Coke : RC Cola

HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in an airplane :  No

20. Been in a relationship : Serious, Romantic Heterosexual Relationship? No. Chorva-chorva lang, YES!

21. Been in a car accident :  No

 22. Been in a fist fight :  With inanimate objects, YES...With people in a COMA, YES. With people who can fight back, NO. I have a beautiful face to protect...nyahahahaha 

23. First piercing : Wala

24. Best friend(s):  Meron naman 

25. First award : Best in MEMORY VERSE. I wonder what went wrong...bakit ako naging ganito?!

26. First crush :  My first crush (with malisya) was CHUCKIE DREYFUS...Vague yung memories ko about chuckie dreyfus, pero yung MALISYA super VIVID hanggang ngayon...nyahahahaha (Dear Reader, I feel it my obligation to warn you that things will get more politically incorrect from this point on...Kung maarte ka wag mo na basahin! Leche!) 

27. First word: Meow!

28. Zodiac Sign:  Taurus

29. Last person you texted : SMART BUDDY

30. Last person you talked to: Online? A bunch of people. Face to face, my sister who was being an ass! Amfufu ka sis! I should have let you drown nung tinulak kita sa drum when you were just 3 months old! It was a perfect crime, walang witness kung nagkataon! Argh!

31. Last person you watched a movie with:  I didn't ask his name...

32. Last food you ate :  SPAM that's 6 months past its expiration date. These are desperate times.

33. Last movie you watched : In a movie theater - Sarah Geronimo's and JLC's movie...Online, a classic LVN Movie  entitled Kaaway ng Babae (1948)

34. Last song you listened to :  Derniere Danse

35. Last thing you bought : Tang Pulpy Mango (Bakit kaya adik ako sa Tang Pulpy Mango?)

37. Food : BINGO for my discriminating taste...bwahahaha!

38. Drink :  AJINOMOTO GINISA FLAVOR MIX shake with whip cream on top...Yum!

39. Bottoms : ---------

40. Flower : Sunflower

 41. Animal :  Cats and Dogs

42. Color/s : --------

43. Movie/(DRAMAS) :  One Liter of Tears is a LIFE CHANGER!

44. Subject: History and Literature

HAVE YOU EVER:
(Put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [x] fallen in love with someone - Bakit laging singular ang questions dito? Hindi ba pwedeng plural? Yes I've fallen in love with so many people, kung sabay-sabay silang tatalon, mawawala sa axis niya ang EARTH! 

46. [] celebrated Halloween

47. [x] had your heart broken

48. [x] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone

49. [] had someone like you

51. [] got pregnant  

52. [] had an abortion 

53. [x] did something I regret - I should have said NO when I meant NO!

54. [x] broke a promise  

55. [x] hid a secret

56. [x] pretended to be happy  - Pretended to myself that I was happy...Buti nalang madaling mauto si SELF! 

57. [x] met someone who changed your life 

58. [x]pretended to be sick - Yes. I once told a guy that I only had three months to live. Ang sabi niya: I can't wait for your funeral.

59. [] left the country 

60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it - I tried to be sane, once lang, wala lang for a change...Hindi ko na-enjoy...BORING! 

61. [x] cried over the silliest thing - TEARS ARE EVERY WOMAN'S MOST POWERFUL AND MANIPULATIVE WEAPON. So yes, I cry a lot (over the silliest things to the MOST silliestEST things)...just to get what I want. 

62. [] ran a mile - Hindi ko masyadong sinukat eh...Anubei nagkakagipitan na...limang pulis ang humahabol sa akin, susukatin ko pa ba kung ilang milya ang tinakbo ko? Basta from Divisoria to Megamall yun...nyahahahaha

63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend - Went to the beach with my best friend to drown her...YES! 

64. [x] got into an argument with your friends - A lot of times

65. [x] disliked someone - I seem to be plagued by people who were born for the sole purpose of annoying me. There are people who were born just to be disliked (kasama yata ako dun, pero nasa denial stage parin ako). That's their purpose in life. 

66. [x] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend.   

CURRENTLY:
67. Eating : Dust
68. Drinking : My Blood
69. Listening : to the beating of my heart
70. Sitting/Laying : sitting and having a stroke 
71. Plans for today: Just survive
72. Waiting for:  Me, an ugly duckling to turn into a SWAN (ugly or otherwise...basta maging swan lang!)

YOUR FUTURE:  
73. Want kids : As offspring? NO...But who knows? I might afford to adopt a child from Malawi someday.
74. Want to get married : No
 75. Career : Miracle Worker
76. Lips or eyes : Eyes
77. Shorter or Taller : Taller
 78. Romantic or spontaneous : Spontaneously Romantic 
81. Hook-up or relationship :  Hooking up with guys who are already in relationships! UBER YES!
82. Looks or personality: Personality 

HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts : No
84. Snuck out of a house :  and then snuck (sneak) in to someone's house...YES, every night, without fail mula nang makilala ko si...*winks*
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense : No. Held a rolling pin for self-defense, YES 
86. Killed somebody : He was still breathing when I left him...but he's a goner, I knew that for sure!
87. Broken someone's heart :  No
88. Been in love :  Yes
89. Cried when someone died :  Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
90. Yourself : Yes
91. Miracles: Yes
92. Love at first sight :  No
93. Heaven : Yes 
94. Santa Clause : No
95. Aliens:  Yes
96. Ghosts :  Yes
TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now : Yes
98. Do you know who your real friends are :  No
100. Post as 100 truths : 100 TWISTED truths...You betcha!